Abi.

17. Lesbian.
So, I thought I should take a picture today :) 

So, I thought I should take a picture today :) 

  • Doctor: Are you sexually active
  • Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
  • What you said: I'm from Australia
  • What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
  • admit is you all read it in the accent...

bout to see my friends baby for the second time since he was born, 5 weeks old today, that’s 2 weeks since I’ve seen him hopefully I’ll hold him today, he is so precious, he has in all honesty given me a reason to live.

I got asked today what I thought I could add to the list of 101 ways to tell someone you love them, I stod up and told the leader I couldn’t answer before looking my ex who’s messed me around for nearly 2 years in the eye, and saying that I didn’t truly believe love existed. I watched as her face went pale while I continued on to say that, in my life every person I have loved and allowed to ‘love’ me have let me down fucked me over or left me, It was almost like every word sucked an ounce of life out of her and you know what getting all of that off my chest was the best feeling in the world, the fact that she realised it was her I spoke of was enough to know that maybe she realised just how much she hurt me.

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whatshouldiscreamfor:

omfg. 

this has been the highlight of my day.

This is my favourite thing like ever omg

(Source: just-a-skinny-boy, via w-h-o-r-e-cruxx)